baby talk.

a few new words i learned made up.  add them to your vocabulary.

baby drunk:  when one is around a baby they are totally in love with for an extended period of time, and one can actually say, 'i want one!'

baby hangover:  when one returns to their state of no-babies-around and remembers life, work, school, career aspirations, travel plans, etc. that get in the way of a baby.  and then one feels bummed out and crappy, such as a hangover feels, for a few days.

these things are usually caused by extended exposure to exhibit [a].

EXHIBIT [A]:

the sweetest baby ever, my nephew ryder.